Godfather Kitty, Confused Penguin, & Awesome Statuses

Perfect for your Facebook wall…

Awesome Statuses for Facebook:

  • Facebook is worth $100 billion. That’s just in lost productivity. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Lowercase letters: just like uppercase letters, but without the drama.
  • When Life rains on your parade, get out the Slip-n-Slide.
  • Is there a mouse that doesn’t make a clicking noise as I’m trying to close 10 windows when my boss walks into my office?
  • “Okay, just gonna check Facebook ONE MORE TIME and then I’ll get back to work.” – me, always
  • College was the most expensive nap I ever took.
  • I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Facebooking my feelings.
  • Talk about others and you’re a gossip. Talk about yourself and you’re a bore.
  • Unwritten Facebook rule #5 : If that person isn’t in the photo, don’t tag them.
  • ‎”I used to be the Internet!” – The Library
  • Money can’t buy you happiness. But I’d rather be unhappy in a Bentley.
  • Nothing in life is “fun for the whole family.”
  • Whoever said practice makes perfect has never seen most white guys dance. (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Love is a fire. Whether it will warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

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Godfather Kitty:

Godfather Kitty

Penguin disses real world…


Haha! Guess he didn’t want to be in the wild? Ask your Facebook friends what they think of that video.

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