Old Spice, Duck Police, & Best Status Updates

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Best Status Messages for Facebook  this week:

  1. LIKE if you do this: Waking up and checking your Facebook like its the morning paper.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. We all have that friend that doesn’t have Facebook.
  3. The only time I ever drink ginger ale is on a plane. WTF is up with that?
  4. The 3 fastest means of communication: telephone, television and tell a woman.
  5. Roses are red, Facebook is blue. No mutual friend, I’m not accepting you.
  6. “Wake up!” Me: (~_~) (-_-) (o_-) (-_o) (>_<) (o_O) (o_o)
  7. RIP time spent on Facebook.
  8. I’m having an out-of-money experience.
  9. Disappointed. I just finished reading Facebook. I thought the ending would be funnier.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  10. Follow your heart, but bring your brain for back-up.
  11. If you don’t read my status, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t read my status?
  12. LIKE if you take 30 minutes to shower, because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life.
  13. They lied to us guys. Peach was never in any real danger and Mario and Bowser are buddies. I saw all of them hanging out and go-karting.
  14. No, I didn’t trip, the floor looked like it needed a hug. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. Do I really need a 3ft receipt for buying a coke and a pack of gum?

Two ducklings arresting a Kitty…

Animal Police

Meow that is cute! Wonder what he did wrong?!? Poor little kitty 🙂 Share this adorableness by hovering your mouse over the image and clicking “Click to Share” and watch the LIKEs pour right in.

Old Spice is back at it again with this epic viral video…


I too believe in my smellf! If you believe in your smellf then you’ll do your duty to share this funny video with your deserving Facebook friends.

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