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- RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m correct. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing with it.
- Let’s all take a moment and be thankful spiders can’t fly.
- That awkward moment when someone tells you to stop apologizing and you reply by saying, “I’m sorry.”
- Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
- I’ve lived, I’ve loved, I’ve lost, I’ve missed, I’ve hurt, I’ve trusted, I’ve made mistakes, but most of all, I’ve learned.
- Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down… You have my word.
- You never fully realize how terrible your toothbrush is until you get a new one. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- “Thank you for your payment, I’m going to give you a confirmation number.” “Cool, I’m going to pretend I’m writing it down.”
- No matter the product or store, I feel like I must have a back story for why I am returning something.
- People who stay awake till late night are more intelligent than the people who go to bed early and rise early for the day, study suggests.
- It’s been a long few weeks these past couple of days.
- The awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone then suddenly everybody in the building decides to go out. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- *wake up from a horrible dream* (⊙﹏⊙)… *relize it was only a dream* (~￣▽￣)~
Just a momma pulling her pups around:
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