EPIC Video Game Rig, Puppy King, & Top Status Messages

More LIKEs per share with these…

Top Status Updates for Facebook this week:

  • Nomophobia, the fear of being without a cell phone, is the most common phobia. LIKE if you suffer from it. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Why is Facebook going public? They couldn’t figure out the privacy settings either.
  • Facebook Shares has a new meaning.
  • That awesome moment when you come back from the bathroom and your food is on the table!
  • Name your iPhone ‘Titanic’, plug it into the computer, “Titanic is syncing”, press cancel, feel like a hero.
  • I want a drug sniffing dog but for all the wrong reasons.
  • Lazy rule → Can’t reach it, don’t need it.
  • That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking your pen and you have to click it one more time to use it. (206+LIKEs in 5 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Microwaves need a “Melt Cheese” option.
  • I don’t have insomnia, I have Internet connection.
  • Relationships last long NOT because they are destined to last long; but because two brave people made a choice to keep fighting for it.
  • That awkward moment when you realize the thing you’ve been charging for hours was never properly plugged in.
  • LIKE if you remember the days of putting up an “Away Message” !
  • If turtles actually knew karate and ate pizza, a lot more people would have pet turtles.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone.

You thought your video game setup was good…

EPIC Video Game Setup

Man, what I would give to have that setup! Share this EPIC Video Game Setup with your Facebook friends by hovering your mouse over it and clicking “CLICK TO SHARE” you’ll get tons of LIKEs & Comments!

The boy KING of all Puppies…

Wow they really adore him! That was awesome 🙂 Make sure to share this adorableness with all your deserving Facebook friends!

Bonus Video: Little Girl teaches BullDog how to go #2

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