North Korea Dancing, TV Attack, & Facebook Statuses

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Status Updates for Facebook:

  • That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Sleep and I don’t get along one bit.
  • A wife is somebody who won’t tell you what to do but will get mad when you don’t do what she wanted you to do.
  • A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering all over the place.
  • No matter how loud car alarms are, cars never seem to wake up.
  • *Food hits ground* Germ: “GET IT!!!” King germ: “No, you have to wait at least 5 seconds!”
  • Automatic flush sensors look a lot like hidden cameras…(õ_O)
  • When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
  • The best things in life are free……for the first 90 days.
  • I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I’m going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always. (216+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
  • Admit it, we’ve all tried to splash water in our face like the commercials.
  • It’s been a lifetime struggle for me to stop spending my lifetime struggling.
  • When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I’d tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn’t obey.
  • We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • I have daily conversations with my dog, DONT JUDGE ME

11,001+ More Status Updates…

Made with tape, time and a tv:

TV Attack

Wow, how scary is that?!? Ask your FB friends what they think. [via IMGUR]

Wasn’t aware that North Korea got down like that…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU[/youtube]

LOL! Post that one on your Facebook friends wall to get tons of great comments & LIKEs.

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