Castronaut, Naughty Kid, & Funny Status Updates

Be a local Facebook hero post these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• You know what I really hate? When I miss someones call by a few minutes and when I call back they don’t answer
• I’ve decided to get in shape. The shape will be “potato”.
• There are three kinds of lies… Lies, Damned Lies and Statuses.
• The wife and I just sat in a hot car and bickered for six hours. It was the same as going on vacation except we saved $1000.
• Insanity means never having to say “I’m Guilty”.
• That horrible moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching…
• There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
• I hate it when teachers say, “You think it’s funny?” Obviously it is, if it wasn’t I wouldn’t be laughing… (113+Likes in 17 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
• Your call to action went straight to voicemail.
• Everyone is gifted. But not everyone opens their present.
• There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
• The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesn’t get much worse than that.
• 3 Things money can’t buy: Inner-beauty, Maturity, & Family.
• When. You. Read. This. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Just. Slowed. Down. Haha. You’re. A. Loser.
• We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
• Best thing about being single… -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!

11,001+ Funny Status Updates…

Ladies & Gentlemen, we give you the always amusing Castronaut…

You’ll get tons of LIKEs by posting that bad boy. Don’t worry because their are a ton more Castronauts where that’s from.

Naughty Little Boy:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reMNPVDR9Zw[/youtube]

What will your friends comment on that video? We don’t know but, it will probably be interesting either way.