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Cool Status Updates for Facebook:
- Memories make us who we are. Dreams make us who we will become. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- The awkward moment when you post a funny Facebook status, and that one person ruins it by saying something serious.
- Some people should use glue stick for lip balm.
- If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way you’ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.
- Relax, you’re not paranoid at all. Everyone is talking about you.
- That moment when you finish an awesome movie and you have to face the reality of your boring life.
- Once upon a time I smashed my face into my keyboard and accidentally wrote the 5th Twilight book.
- Why does my phone’s keyboard have a .com button but my computer doesn’t?
- That awkward moment when you’re left alone with someone you just met. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I ask Google all the questions I’m too embarrassed to ask other people.
- Lazy Rule: Cant reach it. Don’t need it.
- Getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.
- Haven’t watched Seinfeld in years, yet I can quote every line.
- Instant relationship points:Next time you buy a card get a blank one and write the content of another card inside…. You’re welcome! (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
The Happy Dance Dog…
Ah-dor-able! Share this cute & happy picture with your Facebook friends by hovering your mouse over the image and clicking “CLICK TO SHARE” for some LIKE karma.
If only Happy doggie could meet singing kitty…
Great mash-up 🙂 Share that incredibly alluring video with your Facebook friends for INSTANT Likes & hilarious comments.