Trained Hamster, Awesome Award, & 15 Status Post Ideas

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15 GREAT Status Update Ideas for Facebook:

  1. LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes… (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. I used to wonder what it’d be like to read other people’s minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and I’m over it.
  3. “I can park here because my hazards are on.” Seems legit.
  4. That awkward moment when santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom.
  5. Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs so no one kills you.
  6. When you were little, if you ran UP the slide and made it, you were so cool. LIKE if you agree.
  7. Friends → Crush → Relationship → True Love
  8. WARNING: Unhealthy relationships may cause headaches, stress & a waste of your time. The cure for this is to be single. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  9. That awesome moment when you open a jar everyone else was struggling with.
  10. Lick your lips 3 times , blink once, & keeps your eyes wide open until you LIKE this & I bet you will sneeze or yawn.
  11. 10 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook… When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers.
  12. It’s not drinking alone if the dogs are home.
  13. That amazing moment when you overhear a random stranger compliment your looks.
  14. I don’t have a problem with caffeine.I have a problem WITHOUT caffeine.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Waiting for my crush to stop playing games.

Yesterday’s Status Updates…

Girls say the funniest things…

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Hamster sure can play dead…

Who knew you could train a hamster like that?!?! Share this LIKEable video with your Facebook friends for some instant LIKE karma.

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