Unload Groceries, Guitar Pool, & Great Status Posts

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Great Status Posts for Facebook:

• Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Those scenarios you make up in your head when you start to like someone.
• Endangered Species: Nice people.
• You can never break free from the chains if you never push your limits.
• Always finish what you sta
• I hate when someone asks for a bite of my food and almost eats all of it.
• Who else had one of those pens with a million colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once?
• Every time I get a birthday card with money in it, I pretend not to notice the money and “read” the card. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Facebook: where the normal people pretend to be crazy and the crazy people pretend to be normal. And we all fail miserably.
• I bet the “YMCA” dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese.
• Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.
• If someone from the future’s reading this: this is how we used to waste our time in the past.
• Have you ever woke up pissed at someone because of something they did in your dream?
• It’s not pretty being easy.
• Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?
• My entire life is a “you had to be there” moment.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• The awkward moment when your foot falls asleep so you just stomp around like a dinosaur.

Guitar Pool:

How awesome is that? Like if you want a guitar pool! Share this by putting your mouse on the image and pressing “Click to Share” for instant Likes & Comments.

This is how you unload groceries:

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If you’ve done that before then you HAVE to share this viral video with your Facebook Friends 🙂 I think you’ll get a ton of great comments agreeing with this strategy & even more LIKEs.

Bonus Video: EPIC Scooter Fail