Roll the dice, get more LIKEs with these…
Random (yet awesome) Status Posts for Facebook:
- When you’re walking then start texting and walk slower and slower and slower til you’re just standing there texting. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you.
- ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Waiting for my crush to stop playing games.
- Ever notice how guys socialize by insulting each other but we really don’t mean it …and girls socialize by complimenting each other and they don’t mean it either…?? LIKE or SHARE if you agree!
- If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap you do, no matter how messed up it is, they are your soul mate.
- I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Facebook has become the girlfriend you no longer like but are scared to dump because you’ve invested so much time in the relationship.
- A teen brain is 80% song lyrics.
- If there wasn’t such thing as a last minute I’d never get anything done.
- The world would be a much cleaner place if we just gave blind people brooms instead of canes.
- If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends.
- I’m in a long distance relationship. My significant other is in the future.
- In a relationship: Everyone likes you. Single: No one likes you. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- LIKE if you’re guilty…You wash your dishes before putting in the dishwasher.
For anyone who has ever stepped on a lego before…
There is no pain quite like stepping on a lego! Share this picture by hovering your mouse cursor over the image and pressing “CLICK TO SHARE” you’ll be surprised at just how many LIKEs & Comments this gem gets.
Girl takes a picture every day for 5years… (Real)
That was pretty epic! Share this Viral Video with your Facebook friends and watch the LIKEs & comments pour right in.
Bonus Video: [youtube]https://funnystatus.com/statuses/post/kid-rocks-mj-dance-like-no-other-8114[/youtube]