Frontflipping @Car, Crazy Kitty, & EPIC Statuses

Get LIKEs this weekend post these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • No. My hair magically got shorter…  (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • The best diet is having to pay for your own groceries.
  • If you text a person in the same room as me you stare at them until they receive it.
  • My daily needs: Food-5% Water-1% Sleep-4% Internet-90%
  • You never really lose anything until you lose your best friend.
  • That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
  • Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
  • From what I understand about the female experience, the period should be called something more drastic, like the exclamation point.
  • Yawning is your body’s way of saying 20% of battery remaining.  (201+Likes in 22minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Best way to get out of a text convo: “The message could not be delivered. Please try later. Error 226110”
  • A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
  • I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”
  • My dad used to tell me that the Ice Cream truck would only play music when it was out of Ice Cream, JERK!
  • My relationship status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle
  • When I was little… I always thought the moon was following my car. anyone else?
  • No, autocorrect. I’m not trying to type “what the he’ll”.
  • The really scary part of middle age is you know you’re going to grow out of it.
  • Those who say they “sleep like a baby”, haven’t got one. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • I do have washboard abs. They just happen to have a little laundry on them at the moment.

The Crazy Kitty…

Crazy Kitty

Just getting some air!

Frontflipping over a moving car (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!):


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