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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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The best diet is having to pay for your own groceries.
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If you text a person in the same room as me you stare at them until they receive it.
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My daily needs: Food-5% Water-1% Sleep-4% Internet-90%
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You never really lose anything until you lose your best friend.
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That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
- Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
- From what I understand about the female experience, the period should be called something more drastic, like the exclamation point.
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Yawning is your body’s way of saying 20% of battery remaining. (201+Likes in 22minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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Best way to get out of a text convo: “The message could not be delivered. Please try later. Error 226110”
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A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
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I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”
- My dad used to tell me that the Ice Cream truck would only play music when it was out of Ice Cream, JERK!
- My relationship status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle
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When I was little… I always thought the moon was following my car. anyone else?
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No, autocorrect. I’m not trying to type “what the he’ll”.
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The really scary part of middle age is you know you’re going to grow out of it.
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Those who say they “sleep like a baby”, haven’t got one. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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I do have washboard abs. They just happen to have a little laundry on them at the moment.
The Crazy Kitty…
Just getting some air!
Frontflipping over a moving car (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!):
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgWM_NufDic[/youtube]
Wow! Amazing 🙂 Post that on Facebook for tons of interesting comments & likes!
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