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- Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever. (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
- Don’t marry a tennis player – love means nothing to them.
- “Spelt” is a type of wheat. “Spelled” is what you just did incorrectly.
- I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
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Vacation is what you take when you can’t take what you’ve been taking any longer.
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Facebook is a like real life in that I don’t think of the witty reply until 5 or 6 days after the conversation happened. (106+Likes in 18minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- When my choice is to be kind or to be right, I choose to be kinda right.
- The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn.
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If you don’t have a sense of humor, then you might not have any sense at all.
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Blue eyes ✔ Blonde Hair ✔ Perfect body ✔ Adorable face ✔ A heart made of gold ✔. AVRIL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Distance never separates two hearts that really care.
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What are you doing here? Was there a jailbreak at the zoo?
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I hate people who speak for other people, and so do you.
- Bank of America is firing 3500 people. Hope they don’t fire that one guy whose counter is open.
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Hey, look at that. It’s take Facebook to work day AGAIN! (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
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