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- Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever. (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
- Don’t marry a tennis player – love means nothing to them.
- “Spelt” is a type of wheat. “Spelled” is what you just did incorrectly.
- I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
Vacation is what you take when you can’t take what you’ve been taking any longer.
Facebook is a like real life in that I don’t think of the witty reply until 5 or 6 days after the conversation happened. (106+Likes in 18minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- When my choice is to be kind or to be right, I choose to be kinda right.
- The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn.
If you don’t have a sense of humor, then you might not have any sense at all.
Blue eyes ✔ Blonde Hair ✔ Perfect body ✔ Adorable face ✔ A heart made of gold ✔. AVRIL IS BEAUTIFUL
Distance never separates two hearts that really care.
What are you doing here? Was there a jailbreak at the zoo?
I hate people who speak for other people, and so do you.
- Bank of America is firing 3500 people. Hope they don’t fire that one guy whose counter is open.
Hey, look at that. It’s take Facebook to work day AGAIN! (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
If there was an “ENEMIES” Button on Facebook…
That button would be EPIC! Post that picture on your wall and see what your friends think.
Just kidding, no one was hurt during the filming of that. Those kids put on a good act though 🙂 Post that one for tons of LIKEs and quality commentary.
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