Easter Status Updates – **Special Holiday Edition**

Happy Easter!  Enjoy these hilarious one-liners and post them to your FB wall to get tons of comments & likes…

Easter Status Updates:

  • I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  • So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right?
  • Is going eggstatic!
  • Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
  • Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don’t lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
  • You know you’re getting older when you get a copy of “Quicken” in your Easter basket.
  • If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say, “In Jesus name, amen.”
  • If Easter Egg hunting was an Olympic event, I would have at least 4 Gold Medals by now. I’m not sure why it is, but I have this extraordinary sixth sense.
  • Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, seemed to like the rich families more. Who liked the poor families more? the Stork.
  • I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
  • Great Easter dinner… I’m Egg-zosted! (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Easter Cartoon for your Facebook Wall:

Funny Easter Cartoon

The best Easter Video:


Post that on your Facebook Profile and you’ll get some real genuine comments!

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