Hahah! Laugh it up Monday Facebook Friends!
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The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have jerks on three sides of you. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
- If my death is extraordinary as my life, at least I’ll go quietly in my sleep.
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If you think the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach , you’re aiming too high
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When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Where do all the characters go that you type on the keyboard before you realize the cursor isn’t in the box?
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Being paranoid means never having to think that you’re alone.
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If you want the last word in an argument, say, “You’re right.”
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I hate it when the cat thinks outside the box.
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Just because we have 10 mutual friends doesn’t mean you have to add me. I DON’T KNOW YOU, friend request declined.
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If your name was homework, I’d be doing you on my desk right now.
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