So Funny Monday!

Hahah! Laugh it up Monday Facebook Friends!

  1. The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have jerks on three sides of you. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  2. If my death is extraordinary as my life, at least I’ll go quietly in my sleep.
  3. If you think the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach , you’re aiming too high
  4. When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
  5. Where do all the characters go that you type on the keyboard before you realize the cursor isn’t in the box?
  6. Being paranoid means never having to think that you’re alone.
  7. If you want the last word in an argument, say, “You’re right.”
  8. I hate it when the cat thinks outside the box.
  9. Just because we have 10 mutual friends doesn’t mean you have to add me. I DON’T KNOW YOU, friend request declined.
  10. If your name was homework, I’d be doing you on my desk right now.
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