Make your weekend last longer by posting these hilarious statuses, funny pictures, and epic videos!
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
- It’s the little things in life that count. Like my salary.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
- Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.
It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you lay the blame.
Your children know you love them by your presence, not your presents.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- That awkward moment when u start telling a story & you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything.
- I also think Facebook should change “Friends” to “People with whom I have made eye contact”.
- How come whenever I tell someone I play guitar, they challenge me to Guitar Hero? I have never challenged a veteran to Call of Duty.
- My 20 year high school reunion is in a few months. I need help with making up some amazing crap that I’ve done.
Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store.
- Men are like coolers. Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere. (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )
- You know you log on to Facebook too much when your fingers type in “face” automatically regardless of your previous internet intentions.
Quote of the Day: When you are born you are crying and everyone around you is smiling.
Live your life so that when you die you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Funny picture to Post:
Another Funny Pic: Proof Monkeys are AWESOME.
Epic Video to Post:
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FUNNY Link to Share: 8 Celebrities who look the same in every movie poster.
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