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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- No one asks for their life to change, but it does. It’s what you do afterwards that counts, that’s when you find out who you are. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- We all have that ONE person that we always have feelings for no matter what. Just one look, and it takes you right back to that moment.
- LIKE IF you… walk into a room, forget what you need, walk out, and then remember.
- My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
- ☐ single ☐ taken ☑ dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
- Take a risk, follow your dreams, and listen to your heart no matter what it tells you.
- That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don’t realize your friend walked away.
- Sometimes, talking to a woman requires a translator. (92+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery.
- Have you ever wanted to comment on someone’s facebook status, and say ”No One Cares”?
- 8 year old kids today have Facebook, twitter, phones, iPod. When i was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.
- Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
- I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in bitches…
- Darn right I’m good in bed. I can sleep for days. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- The awkward moment when you’re trying to get over someone you never even dated.
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The Dodgeball Ninja busts a move…
Talk about an EPIC Backflip, that kids got skills to pay the bills. 1. Post on Facebook 2. Receive tons of comments & LIKEs. 3 ???? 4. Profit.