Skiing Ostrich, Pretty Please Kitty, & Funny Statuses

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Pretty Pretty Pretty PLEASEEEEE Kitty:

Pretty Please Kitty


Dawwww hows could you ever possibly say no to kitteh??? If you LIKE getting LIKED post this on your FB Wall.

Ladies & Gentleman, I give you, the incredible Skiing Ostrich:


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