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- Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- A wise man once said: You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.
- It’s amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone.
- Karaoke bars combine two of the world’s great evils: People who shouldn’t drink and people who shouldn’t sing.
- The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.
- Days that I don’t have to care about my appearance are my favorite days.
- Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
- Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything. (130+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
- Had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
- A winner makes commitment. A loser makes promises.
- I’ve got a time machine. I get in and it takes me seven hours into the future. I call it… bed.
- It’s better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at that line for the rest of your life.
- I don’t have trust issues, I just don’t trust you.
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had 🙂
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