ASIMO Robot, UP Kid, & Funny Facebook Statuses

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Funny Facebook Statuses:

  • Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving facebook emails after the weekend saying, “You have been tagged in a photo.”  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I love that moment when you catch someone doing something that they thought no one else saw them do.
  • A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be somewhere else.
  • Bar Rules for MEN: No shirt, no service. Bar rules for WOMEN: No shirt, free drinks.
  • In 20 minutes 1,851,000 status updates are entered on Facebook.
  • My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, “tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny.” & walked away like a boss.
  • The “people you may know” feature on FB should be renamed to “people that you know, but deliberately choose not to be friends with.”  (82+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • FACEBOOK: The second most popular word that starts with “F” and ends with “K”
  • My opinions are my wife’s, and she says I’m lucky to have them.
  • If you want someone to open a work email, you need a good subject line. “STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL” will get read every time without fail.
  • The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  • When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
  • Look and you will see. Seek and you will find. Ask and you’ll get the answer. Knock and someone will open the door. ☺
  • What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • A goal without a plan is just a wish.

The young Mr Fredericksen in Real Life:

The Kid from Up

Adorable little one! Post to your Facebook wall and instantly get LIKEd.

Honda’s new Robot:


The minute one of these fold clothes & do dishes, I’m buying it – no matter how much it costs! LOL 🙂 Share on your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of this very humanoid robot from Honda.

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