Catception, Sink Drama, & Great Status Updates

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle. (From our premium: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• The surest sign that intelligent life exists somewhere else in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
• There’s a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it isn’t a fence.
• The really long sarcastic ‘Hahahahahaha’ before the ‘No.’
• Hmm… these weren’t skinny jeans when I bought them.
• Your beauty is so rare, nobody can find it.
• “Kidnapping” is such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as “Surprise Adoption”
• Saying,” OH YEAH I REMEMBER ” when you really don’t.
• Volleyball is just a more intense game of “Don’t let the balloon touch the floor” (115+Likes in 19 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
• “Delete, Block, Ignore” Its too bad getting rid of people in life is not as easy as it is on Facebook..
• I no longer jump to conclusions because it hurts my back.
• A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you.
• I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.
• It isn’t the pace of life that concerns me. It’s the sudden stop at the end.
• Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
• I am actually quite pleasant until I’m awake.
• Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
• Like sands through the hourglass, Facebook wastes the days of our lives.
• I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
• The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.

11,001+ Funny Status Updates…

Apparently this guys cat was stuck in the sink…

Adorable yet you really want to help him out. Why didn’t he help him OUT?!?!?!? [Source: Imgur]

Cat Inception = Catception:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZHy_bcT-Sc[/youtube]

Or would that be the Cat Matrix , CATRIX? You be the judge.  Your Facebook Friends will adore that video or maybe they’ll find it just interesting enough to post their thoughtful commentary and LIKE it.