Motorcycle Dog, Thunder LOLCats, & Funny Statuses

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  • It used to be that, timelines were something on your face. [VIA Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★ ]
  • Just because we have 3 mutual friends doesn’t mean I know you!
  • The favorite music of Irish teenagers is Sham-Rock.
  • Ironically, it’s the getting ahead that I’m running behind on.
  • Just took an inventory of my body and it appears to be overstocked in all the wrong places.
  • I want it clearly understood that I’m totally confused.
  • No brain no pain.
  • I couldn’t pull out of my parking space. Had to use my back-up plan.
  • The awkward moment when you suddenly remember something really hilarious in a silent situation. (70+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • If God had wanted you to talk more than listen, he would have given you two mouths and one ear.
  • There are more men than women in mental hospitals, which just goes to show who’s driving whom crazy.
  • Ask not what’s in your head, but what your head’s inside of.
  • Travel is educational. It teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry.
  • Headphones definitely just tie themselves in knots while we’re not looking…
  • LIKE if you delete all your texts before you give your phone to someone else.
  • I saw a baby with a shirt that said “Santa Claus doesn’t exist, but it’s okay cause I can’t read..”
  • Some days I can’t stop talking. Some days I don’t want to talk at all.
  • I work for a good cause. Cause I need money.
  • I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning but not how it applies to me. (Tweet Us: @FreeFunnyStuff )

11,001+ Funny Status Updates…

They see me rollin’, they hatin’

Dog in a Sidecar

How funny is that one? Post it on your Facebook wall and watch the hilarious reactions & comments pour in 🙂

Thunder LOLCats video:


Ahhh the interwebs! Always a good time, post that one on your wall to get some LIKEs from people that know what’s up.

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