Baking like a Navy Seal, Pizza Tossing, & 15 Best Status Posts

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15 Best Facebook Status Posts of the Week:

1. That awkward moment when sarcasm doesn’t work in a text.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
2. That awesome feeling of how gangster you are after rapping your favorite part of a song without screwing up.
3. “Leftover Bacon” – a phrase you’ve never heard before.
4. Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏. What I see: ∮₪₮￦￡. What the nurse sees: Aspirin.
5. It’s awkward when you spend the night at a friend’s house and you wake up before them in the morning.
6. The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required?
7. You never realize what you have till it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.  (241+LIKEs in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
8. All the Auto-Tune in the world will never ever sound as cool as talking into a desk fan.
9. I wasn’t ignoring you. I had to walk my turtle.
10. Admit it: at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.
11. There is ALWAYS that one person that pisses you off no matter what they say or do.
12. Life is weird, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.
13. So alarming watching a movie based on a book, and realizing I had been mispronouncing a main character’s names wrong in my head.
14. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
15. If you could somehow find a way to bottle the feeling you had on the morning of ‘field trip day’ in elementary school, you’d be a billionaire. 

Cooking Level : NAVY SEAL…

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7-Year Old Tosses Pizza like no other…

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That was EPIC! Great job little guy 🙂 Share that soon-to-be viral video on your Facebook Wall, Timeline, or Fan Page for instant likability.

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