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- “Who’s that?” “What are they doing?” “What’s happening?” ; “Shut the hell up and watch the movie”. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Saying something stupid and thinking “Yeah, that sounded way better in my head.”
- That moment when you have to return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.
- Listening to someone who’s single is a good way to mess up your own relationship.
- A burp is just a fart that took the elevator.
- Once they see you’re doing better without them, that’s when they want you back.
- It’s better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life.
- I love the feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn’t want to attend anyways. (251+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
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- Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
- I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
- Nothing faster than the speed of light? That’s a lie. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a pic that makes her look fat.
- Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Bacon is also Red…poems are hard. Bacon.
- Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it “selective participation.” (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I saw you, I wanted you, I got you, I liked you, I loved you, I lost you, I miss you.
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Bulldog enjoys his television…
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