Bulldog, Definition of SWAG, & Funny Status Posts

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  • “Who’s that?” “What are they doing?” “What’s happening?” ; “Shut the hell up and watch the movie”.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Saying something stupid and thinking “Yeah, that sounded way better in my head.”
  • That moment when you have to return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.
  • Listening to someone who’s single is a good way to mess up your own relationship.
  • A burp is just a fart that took the elevator.
  • Once they see you’re doing better without them, that’s when they want you back.
  • It’s better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life.
  • I love the feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn’t want to attend anyways. (251+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
  • Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
  • I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
  • Nothing faster than the speed of light? That’s a lie. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a pic that makes her look fat.
  • Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Bacon is also Red…poems are hard. Bacon.
  • Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it “selective participation.”  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I saw you, I wanted you, I got you, I liked you, I loved you, I lost you, I miss you.

The Definition of SWAG:

Definition of SWAG

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Bulldog enjoys his television…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rxXamfh5c[/youtube]

It genuinely looks like he really enjoys TV and that’s awesome. Share this video on your Facebook newsfeed for instant and awesome LIKEs & Comments.

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