Emma Stone, Roller Coasters, & Great Status Posts

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  • Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
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  • That gross moment when you find a hair in your food.
  • Oh, your boyfriend cheated on you? Please, tell me more about how the entire male population is responsible.
  • Making up fake rules when there is a substitute teacher.
  • Love is nothing without action. Trust is nothing without proof. Regret is nothing without change.
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  • Facebook needs “friend-zoned” as a relationship status.
  • If anyone catches me singing in my car, my immediate reaction is to stare at them until it is equally awkward for both of us.
  • There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, “Don’t tell me what to do.”
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Nature + Rollercoaster = Awesome?

Natural Rollercoaster

Now, that is EPIC! Hover your mouse over that beautiful picture of nature + machine and share on Facebook for instant LIKEs & Comments. (VIA IMGUR)

Emma Stone vs. Spiders on ELLEN…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkrqdVkEbxo[/youtube]

She’s so cute! Who wouldn’t freak out if a spider was thrown on them during a TV show though, honestly? Share one your Facebook page and see what your friends think of those two goofing’ around!

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