Baby Ewok, Cutest Kitten, & 17 Great Status Posts

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Great Status Updates for Facebook:

  1. I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. Sometimes I wish there was a backspace key for my mouth.
  3. Summer is the time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year.
  4. Don’t you think it’s time we start referring to flat screen TVs, simply as TVs?
  5. Why do I always forget how to talk when leaving a voicemail?
  6. Five Best Smells: 1. Fresh Laundry. 2. The air before it rains. 3. Something baking in the oven. 4. Freshly cut grass. 5. New shoes
  7. LIKE if you agree… Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
  8. It’s amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone.
  9. Facebook: Where bitches bitch about other bitches being bitches. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  10. Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.” Sincerely, Everybody.
  11. “It’s impossible.” said pride. “It’s risky.” said experience. “It’s pointless.” said reason. “Give it a try.” whispered the heart.
  12. I offer people food and secretly hope they don’t want it.
  13. Sometimes I see people and think, “Is your face supposed to be like that?”
  14. I just thought of a brand new social networking tool for the kids…are you ready for it? It’s called, “outside”
  15. “q”, “p”, “b” and “d” are the same letter, but with a different angle.
  16. My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  17. That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there.

This is what baby Ewok’s look like:

baby ewok

Cutest Kitten… In the world??? You decide:

Well that’s certainly an adorable little kitty there!

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