Dizzy Kid, Gentlemen Pup, & Status Post Ideas

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Good Status Ideas for Facebook:

  • Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried 🙂 (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • “It would take too long to explain…” Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
  • Tell me the ugly truth, not a pretty lie.
  • Sometimes lyrics to a song can explain how you feel better then the words out your mouth.
  • When you’re fumbling through life dazed and confused, remember we all feel out of place. Every last one of us.
  • My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things.
  • Dear parent constantly bragging about your kid on Facebook, everybody else is rooting for your kid to fail.
  • Awkward moment when you don’t know if you were offered gum out of generosity or if your breath stinks.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Don’t underestimate me, That’s my family’s job.
  • LIKE if your parents think your friends are a bad influence, but honestly, you are usually the one that comes up w/ the ideas.
  • Just because we don’t talk doesn’t mean I don’t think about you. I’m just trying to distance myself because I know I can’t have you.
  • Did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson’s by now?
  • Talk less. Listen more.
  • I’ve been making the same mistakes in life for so long, I should just call them traditions!(VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • “They say alcohol is man’s worst enemy but the bible says love your enemies!” – Frank Sinatra

Yesterday’s Status Updates…

A Fine Gentlemen Doggie:

Gentlemen Dog

He doesn’t always pose for pictures, but when he does he does it like a boss! Share this gentlemen pup with your Facebook friends by hovering your mouse cursor over the image and selecting “CLICK TO SHARE” for instant LIKEs & fascinating comments.

This Kid is feelin’ good…

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