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- I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
Sometimes I think life is one big test and I’m in the wrong classroom.
- What’s the best gym to pretend I go to?
I haven’t been ignoring you. I’ve been prioritizing you.
When it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing.
I’ve got to stop believing everything I think.
Don’t you hate the way the sun goes down just when you need it the most?
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 90+ LIKES in 14 minutes)
- Life is mostly preparation followed by cancellation.
I love mankind. But, sometimes, I can’t stand people.
- Never take a boat ride in shark-infested waters with a stranger who calls you Chum.
Don’t believe everything you hear or anything you say.
- I always feel like I just passed my “Best If Used By” date.
People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
You know you’re invisible when the automatic faucet rejects you. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
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