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  • You don’t get old, you just become a classic. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Ever wondered why there’s no window in the airplane’s toilet? Because, really, who’s going to see in?
  • Every time I start to achieve the Great American Dream, my alarm clock goes off and I wake up.
  • Spelling is a lossed art.
  • There aren’t many passengers on this train of thought.
  • I have no one to blame but everyone else.
  • The honest weatherman; “Today’s forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I am wrong.”
  • Society needs both optimists and pessimists. For example, an optimist invented the airplane while a pessimist invented the parachute.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 100+ LIKES in 11 minutes)
  • Sometimes I bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up.
  • Z is the last letter in the alphabet because it overslept.
  • You can’t have everything – where would you put it?
  • Seriously, it’s 2011, can we please get some waterproof phones? I would like to text during shower.
  • I was on the treadmill for 20 minutes this morning. Tomorrow I might even turn it on, but let’s not rush into things.
  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
  • I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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Super Cute Baby Fox

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