Tuesday can usually be summed up in one word, “Meh”. Spice it up with these…
10 Hilarious Status Updates for Facebook:
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A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
- I deleted my facebook account. Could one of you tell them it’s raining and cold here?
- If the sky’s the limit, then what is space.. Over the limit?
- I bought a pair of running shoes today. I hope they come back.
- If the waitress doesn’t have a visible tattoo the restaurant is usually too expensive for me.
- No man goes before his time. Unless the boss leaves early.
- Crap. Even our thermometer is in debt this morning.
- There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
- The clothes I wear on laundry day make me look like an alien in a movie when kids dress it to look like a human.
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There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
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Awesome Video of the Day:
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