Status Updates that will get you LIKES

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • Everyone is normal until you find their Facebook.
  • A study in California found dozens of banned chemicals present in pregnant women, leading to a massive government recall of pregnant women.
  • If you look up “cool” in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of me. I like to deface dictionaries.
  • Life got so much easier when I decided to become part of the problem and not part of the solution.
  • Aloe Vera!… me talking to the plants. With a Cockney accent.
  • A boomerang is just a Frisbee for people who don’t have any friends.
  • Some women are terribly hard to please… the rest are impossible!  ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • Never could figure out why my career as tpyist came to a sudden ned.
  • Me? Ignorant? I don’t know the meaning of the word!
  • If you’re having trouble with using the correct your/you’re, just use “ur” because ur a moron!
  • Why did the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear those masks over their eyes? They were giant walking pizza eating turtles. They had green legs and a huge shell on their back. I don’t think that mask is going to keep their identity a secret.
  • Please don’t ever change! I always want to be better than you. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

Hahah!  Twilight, you either hate it or love it.  There is no middle ground.

Funny Video to Post:


You may have seen that video before, but that commentary was pure genius.

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