Welcome to Wednesday folks! Hope you’re having a great week. Here is what you came here for… ***Check out our iPhone App, 1000+ Categorized Status Updates that are ready to post straight to your profile, tons of other special features.*** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A procrastinator’s work is never done. This just in: Jail […]
Tuesday’s Hilarious Status Updates.
Welcome back friends! Hope everyone had a great holiday weekend. Here are some hilarious status updates for Tuesday to help get you through the short week… ***Download our iPhone App only $.99cents for a limited time! Huge Update coming soon!!! *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I have never understood why women love cats. Cats […]
Independence Day Weekend Wrap-Up Spectacular!
My fellow Americans (and our foreign friends) this weekend is a very special weekend. For one, it’s a holiday so you get an extra day off 🙂 And most importantly we are celebrating our freedom. Happy Birthday America, and may you have many more! For the rest of the world, we are honored to be […]
Funny StatusUpdates for Thursday!
Hi There! Happy Thursday, good news is… a long weekend is in your future 🙂 Until then check these funny status updates out! *** Download our iPhone App only $.99cents for a limited time! Huge update coming soon 🙂 *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I need a credit card that can afford my lifestyle. […]
The Mid-Week Laugh Fest
Thank you for stopping in! Here are your funny status updates for today… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in? I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken. (from our FB Fan Page) You can drink, and you can think, […]
Tuesday Bloody Tuesday!
Welcome back friends! Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I like “glass half full” type of people. Unless they’re working behind the bar. (From our FB Fan Page) Why is a bra singular and panties plural? […]