Tuesday Bloody Tuesday!

Welcome back friends!  Here is what you came here for…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
  • I like “glass half full” type of people. Unless they’re working behind the bar. (From our FB Fan Page)
  • Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
  • According to the latest reports, there was no truth in any of the earlier reports.
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
  • Those who jump to conclusions often land in ignorance.
  • Wipe your mouth. There’s still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
If you are asked to join a parade, don’t march behind the elephants.

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Funny stuff!  Alright ppl cya tomorrow, if you need more funny stuff join our FB Fan Page or download our iPhone App (New Update coming soon!)