Thank you for stopping in! Here are your funny status updates for today…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
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I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken. (from our FB Fan Page)
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You can drink, and you can think, but a real professional never mixes the two.
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
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My car talks. It says things like “your door is ajar”, but never anything really helpful like, “there’s a trooper hiding in the bushes.”
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Facebook is just daycare for adults.
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What is this “patience” of which you speak? ANSWER ME!
It’s difficult to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys.
Funny Picture to Post:
If legos had Facebook 🙂
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Alright folks that is it for today! Please stop by tomorrow for more funny status updates, pics, and vids to post to ur FB.
