Thank you for stopping in! Here are your funny status updates for today…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken. (from our FB Fan Page)
You can drink, and you can think, but a real professional never mixes the two.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
My car talks. It says things like “your door is ajar”, but never anything really helpful like, “there’s a trooper hiding in the bushes.”
Facebook is just daycare for adults.
What is this “patience” of which you speak? ANSWER ME!
It’s difficult to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys.
Funny Picture to Post:
If legos had Facebook 🙂
***Download our iPhone App. Big update coming early July 🙂 ***
Alright folks that is it for today! Please stop by tomorrow for more funny status updates, pics, and vids to post to ur FB.