Independence Day Weekend Wrap-Up Spectacular!

My fellow Americans (and our foreign friends) this weekend is a very special weekend.  For one, it’s a holiday so you get an extra day off 🙂  And most importantly we are celebrating our freedom.  Happy Birthday America, and may you have many more!  For the rest of the world, we are honored to be your friend!  Here is an extra special Independence Day Weekend Wrap-Up Spectacular…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • BREAKING NBA NEWS: LeBron James has decided to go with Team Jacob
  • Everybody starts out with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before the luck runs out.
  • This is no ordinary silly grin on my face, it’s an educated one.
  • If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
  • If two people invest in a boat, is it a partner-ship?
  • Electricity is really just organized lightning.
  • Babies don’t need a vacation, yet I still see them at the beach.
  • Marriage is nature’s way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.

Some people are wise, and some, otherwise.

**Special** 4th of July Holiday Statuses:

  • Chuck Norris doesn’t celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
  • In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
  • Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for? A: Liberty!
  • What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
    The Americans licked the British!
  • Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.
  • What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
    Revo-lotion!
  • Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
    George Bernard Shaw
  • You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.
    Erma Bombeck

Awesome Picture to Post:

Another great picture to Post:

Awesome Video to Post:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klQtI_rVeTM[/youtube]

Pretty hilarious 🙂  If you liked that one check out this one of Mt. Rushmore doing Bohemian Rhapsody.

And one more why not:  (18+ LANGUAGE WARNING)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWmmYzfASww[/youtube]

Have A Safe & Happy 4th Of July!  Cya on Tuesday Folks 🙂

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