The Mid Week Funny Status Updates

Welcome to Wednesday folks!  Hope you’re having a great week.  Here is what you came here for…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • A procrastinator’s work is never done.
  • This just in: Jail has been sentenced to 90 days of Lindsay Lohan.
  • Who lived in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Who died in an oil spill because of BP? (from our FB Fan Page)
  • Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it.
  • I’m starting to think that I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, there was an olive was in it.
  • I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
  • Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.
Funny Picture to Post:
Here is another:
Funny Video to Post:
Classic Seinfeld moment 🙂 I think we all need a little more Fred Savage in our lives.  Speaking of, check out his new show Party Down.  He directs some episodes and it is absolutely  amazing!  Alright folks, that is it for today.  Cya tomorrow!  If you need more join our FB Fan Page or Download our iPhone App.


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