Hi There! Happy Thursday, good news is… a long weekend is in your future 🙂 Until then check these funny status updates out!
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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- I need a credit card that can afford my lifestyle.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. (from our FB Fan Page)
I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
If someone calls me fat, I don’t get angry. I just turn the other chin.
Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.