Funny StatusUpdates for Thursday!

Hi There!  Happy Thursday, good news is… a long weekend is in your future 🙂  Until then check these funny status updates out!

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I need a credit card that can afford my lifestyle.
  • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
  • Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. (from our FB Fan Page)
  • I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
  • If someone calls me fat, I don’t get angry. I just turn the other chin.
  • Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Funny Picture to Post:
Funny I feel like that everyday!
Funny Video to Post:
I wish my dog could do that!
Alright folks, have a great Thursday! Please stop by tomorrow for the always popular weekend wrap-up.  Need more?  Join our funny status updates Facebook Fan Page or download our iPhone app.