Funny Status

Daily Funny Status Updates for Facebook.

Funny Statuses, Facebook Enemies, & Ultimate FAIL

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Be a local Facebook Celebrity post these… Funny Facebook Status Updates:‎ Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever. (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons. Don’t marry a tennis player – love means nothing to them. “Spelt” is a type of […]

Frontflipping @Car, Crazy Kitty, & EPIC Statuses

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Get LIKEs this weekend post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: No. My hair magically got shorter…  (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) The best diet is having to pay for your own groceries. If you text a person in the same room as me you stare at them until they receive it. My daily needs: […]

Seal Man, Adorable Piglet, & Facebook Status Updates

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Get more LIKEs post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow… (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) FACEBOOK: the only place where i can be married to my best friend, & have more than 20 siblings. That awkward […]

Beatboxing Prank, Smile Pup, & Top Status Updates

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Some of the Top Status Updates for Facebook… Funny Facebook Statuses: “Username or Password Incorrect” … You couldn’t just tell me which one? (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) I wonder how many old people have died trying to cut open tennis balls to put on their walker. How many livers do people have? I want […]

Japan Milk Commercial, Naked llama, & Funny Statuses

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Try our delicious new Facebook App. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your facebook […]