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That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your facebook status.
- Life is full of lessons that were taught on the day that I missed class.
The last time someone told me I looked hot it was 102 degrees outside.
- Love is a universal language that even the smartest people are unable to read.
- My body is less beefcake and more cheesecake.
- Textaphrenia – thinking you’ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message. (180+Likes in 16minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
In September if something smells funny, it’s probably you.
- I try to see the best in everyone. They, however, are trying harder to hide it from me.
- LIKE IF you get anxiety because you’ve run out of clever ways to wish people happy birthday on Facebook.
That horrible feeling you get when You know you’re forgetting something , But you don’t know what.
You ever notice “q”, “p”, “b” and “d” is the same letter but with a different angle.
LIKE If you spend your time imagining stuff that’ll never happen.
Never say “that won’t happen to me!”, because life has a funny way of proving us wrong.
Saying “oh!” like you get it. But you still have no idea.
- I have faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
Ladies & Gentlmen, I give you a naked Llama:
Haha, he sure is a funny looking fella’ post that on a friends wall for some great reactions.
Weird Japanese Milk Commercial…
That one will get some AWESOME comments & LIKEs, post it on your Facebook wall to get some interesting reactions 😉
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