Some of the Top Status Updates for Facebook…
Funny Facebook Statuses:
- “Username or Password Incorrect” … You couldn’t just tell me which one? (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I wonder how many old people have died trying to cut open tennis balls to put on their walker.
- How many livers do people have? I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
- It’s cute how insurance companies think funny commercials and catchy jingles will make us forget how much we hate them.
- If someone were to secretly video record me when I think that nobody is around, I’m fairly certain that the recording could be used as evidence that I’m clinically insane.
Who else wakes up in the morning and check their Facebook like its the morning newspaper?
That awkward moment when someone asks you what’s wrong and they’re the problem
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed. (101+Likes in 8minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
Few things make me feel lazier than being vacuumed around.
Having trouble with your iPhone saying “No Service”? Just put your shirt and shoes back on.
- I knew that wouldn’t flush when I ate it.
- I do my homework for a while then I reward myself a short break. The funny thing is that the break is never short.
- Show me on this lemon where life gave it to you.
- An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama’s a Muslim
Typing a huge paragraph with your true feelings, but then erasing it and typing “yeah…”
There are two types of people in this world: those who know how to handle stress, and those who need bail money. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
- How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card???
A ridiculously happy puppy:
You can brighten any Facebook friends day by posting that one on your wall!
Beatboxing on a whole new level…
Your FB Friends will absolutely go nuts for that one! LOL 🙂
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