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Funny Facebook Statuses:
- “Username or Password Incorrect” … You couldn’t just tell me which one? (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I wonder how many old people have died trying to cut open tennis balls to put on their walker.
- How many livers do people have? I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
- It’s cute how insurance companies think funny commercials and catchy jingles will make us forget how much we hate them.
- If someone were to secretly video record me when I think that nobody is around, I’m fairly certain that the recording could be used as evidence that I’m clinically insane.
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Who else wakes up in the morning and check their Facebook like its the morning newspaper?
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That awkward moment when someone asks you what’s wrong and they’re the problem
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed. (101+Likes in 8minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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Few things make me feel lazier than being vacuumed around.
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Having trouble with your iPhone saying “No Service”? Just put your shirt and shoes back on.
- I knew that wouldn’t flush when I ate it.
- I do my homework for a while then I reward myself a short break. The funny thing is that the break is never short.
- Show me on this lemon where life gave it to you.
- An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama’s a Muslim
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Typing a huge paragraph with your true feelings, but then erasing it and typing “yeah…”
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There are two types of people in this world: those who know how to handle stress, and those who need bail money. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
- How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card???
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A ridiculously happy puppy:
You can brighten any Facebook friends day by posting that one on your wall!
Beatboxing on a whole new level…
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Your FB Friends will absolutely go nuts for that one! LOL 🙂
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