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Labor Day Status Updates / One Liners / Jokes / Greetings:
Labor Day, when we briefly pause from demonizing unions to enjoy mattress sales in their honor.
Have a wonderful and safe Labor Day weekend!
- Jokes about not working on Labor Day? Still not funny.
- If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
- What do you usually do on Labour Day?
As little as possible, just like every day!
If there’s so much labor-saving machinery, why don’t I have more free time?
- Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No Labor Day?’
Is it Labor Day or Christmas?
- ✓ BBQ
✓ Good Friends
✓ No Work
Life is good on Labor Day!
Good Labor Day Quotes:
- “If any man tells you he loves America, yet hates labor, he is a liar. If any man tells you he trusts America, yet fears labor, he is a fool.” -Abraham Lincoln
- “I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” – Thomas Jefferson
- “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” – Confucius
- “A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life depend on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.” – Albert Einstein
- “There is no substitute for hard work.” – Thomas Edison
- “I believe in the dignity of labor, whether with head or hand; that the world owes no man a living but that it owes every man an opportunity to make a living.” – John D. Rockefeller
Website Recommendation: TheChive.com – Labor Day isn’t a real holiday.
Don’t party too hard this labor day or you’ll look like this:
Post that one on your FB wall to get some great comments & LIKEs!
Darth Vader forced to work on Labor Day…
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