Labor Day Status Updates, Jokes, One-Liners, Funny Pictures, & Quotes.

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Labor Day Status Updates / One Liners / Jokes / Greetings:

  • Labor Day, when we briefly pause from demonizing unions to enjoy mattress sales in their honor.
  • Have a wonderful and safe Labor Day weekend!
  • Jokes about not working on Labor Day? Still not funny.
  • If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
  • What do you usually do on Labour Day?
    As little as possible, just like every day!
  • If there’s so much labor-saving machinery, why don’t I have more free time?
  • Father:  Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
    Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No Labor Day?’
  • Is it Labor Day or Christmas?
  • ✓ BBQ
    ✓ Good Friends
    ✓ No Work
    Life is good on Labor Day!

Good Labor Day Quotes:

  • “If any man tells you he loves America, yet hates labor, he is a liar. If any man tells you he trusts America, yet fears labor, he is a fool.” -Abraham Lincoln
  • I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” – Thomas Jefferson
  • “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” – Confucius
  • “A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life depend on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.” – Albert Einstein
  • “There is no substitute for hard work.” – Thomas Edison
  • “I believe in the dignity of labor, whether with head or hand; that the world owes no man a living but that it owes every man an opportunity to make a living.” – John D. Rockefeller

Website Recommendation: – Labor Day isn’t a real holiday.

Don’t party too hard this labor day or you’ll look like this:

Partied out puppy

Post that one on your FB wall to get some great comments & LIKEs!

Darth Vader forced to work on Labor Day…


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