Comforting Dog, Oprah vs. Goat, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Facebook should change the status question from “What’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today?” (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Here’s a little bit of advice for you.. advi
  • I sink, therefore I swim.
  • Life is funny. Well, yours is. To me.
  • “…and if elected, I promise you will never hear from me again…”
  • When Facebook starts showing how many times you’ve visited someone’s profile, you’ll be screwed.
  • If your friends can accurately guess your age, you need to find dumber friends.
  • I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
  • My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. (200+Likes in 19minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Lumber companies have a lot of board meetings.
  • Ever notice how the people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you all riled up in the first place?
  • The Lord works in mysterious ways… Just like those road maintenance guys.
  • That fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what somebody just said to you.
  • A GPS is only good if you can remember where you wanted to go in the first place.
  • Who else has that 1 friend on Facebook who always puts sad, annoying, and depressing statuses?
  • Today, I found out that ‘Made in China’ stickers are made in Korea. Mind = BLOWN!
  • Hit any user to continue.
  • Dear 12 year old on Facebook, how are you in a complicated relationship? Did they steal your cookies?!
  • Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
Yesterdays Awesome Status Updates…

Don’t worry, everything is going to be alright…

It's going to be OKAY.

Put that comforting doggy on a Facebook friend who’s having a rough day to cheer them up! Watch the LIKEs and Comments pour in :_) and their day get magically better.

Oprah vs. Goat:


Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! LOL your friends will freaking LOVE that video. Post it and get LIKEd!

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