Comforting Dog, Oprah vs. Goat, & Funny Statuses

Easy LIKEs post these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• Facebook should change the status question from “What’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today?” (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Here’s a little bit of advice for you.. advi
• I sink, therefore I swim.
• Life is funny. Well, yours is. To me.
• “…and if elected, I promise you will never hear from me again…”
• When Facebook starts showing how many times you’ve visited someone’s profile, you’ll be screwed.
• If your friends can accurately guess your age, you need to find dumber friends.
• I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
• My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. (200+Likes in 19minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
• Lumber companies have a lot of board meetings.
• Ever notice how the people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you all riled up in the first place?
• The Lord works in mysterious ways… Just like those road maintenance guys.
• That fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what somebody just said to you.
• A GPS is only good if you can remember where you wanted to go in the first place.
• Who else has that 1 friend on Facebook who always puts sad, annoying, and depressing statuses?
• Today, I found out that ‘Made in China’ stickers are made in Korea. Mind = BLOWN!
• Hit any user to continue.
• Dear 12 year old on Facebook, how are you in a complicated relationship? Did they steal your cookies?!
• Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)

Don’t worry, everything is going to be alright…

Put that comforting doggy on a Facebook friend who’s having a rough day to cheer them up! Watch the LIKEs and Comments pour in :_) and their day get magically better.

Oprah vs. Goat:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-CFEPBWI78[/youtube]

Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! LOL your friends will freaking LOVE that video. Post it and get LIKEd!