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F-18 Flyby, Facebook Grammar, & Best Status Updates
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Superman, High-Fives, & Awesome Facebook Statuses
Facebook isn’t a popularity contest, here are some… Awesome Facebook Status Updates: Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) ☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Helping Mario get Peach LIKE if you’ve used the phrase “Get off the phone, I have to use the Internet.” […]
Treadmill Slinky, Dancing Kitty, & Funny Status Posts
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AngryBirds, Like A Boss, & 15 Epic Status Updates
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American Ninja, Panda Cat, & Status Humor
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