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Funny Status Posts for Facebook:
- Don’t you just hate it when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the bin.
- Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.
- “Single” and “In A Relationship” are just terms, your actions determine your status.
- I try to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero.
- You only live once. LOL JK, I’M A CAT.
- Sleep is for the people without access to Internet.
- A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is… “Don’t put that on Facebook!” (142+Likes in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Instead of saying, “I’m going to play devil’s advocate” people should say, “I’m going to be a dick.”
- Looking for a damm to give (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) yeah, I got nothing.
- Jeans: Left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, DONE!
- Doing nothing all day feels great, realizing you did nothing all day, not so great.
- Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls All Day.
- Twitter was invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Kitty breaking it down…
This kitty sure is grooving! Post to your FB Timeline and watch the Comments & LIKEs dance right in!!!
Slinky on a Treadmill:
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