Treadmill Slinky, Dancing Kitty, & Funny Status Posts

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Funny Status Posts for Facebook:

  • Don’t you just hate it when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the bin.
  • Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.
  • “Single” and “In A Relationship” are just terms, your actions determine your status.
  • I try to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero.
  • You only live once. LOL JK, I’M A CAT.
  • Sleep is for the people without access to Internet.
  • A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is… “Don’t put that on Facebook!”  (142+Likes in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Instead of saying, “I’m going to play devil’s advocate” people should say, “I’m going to be a dick.”
  • Looking for a damm to give (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) yeah, I got nothing.
  • Jeans: Left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, DONE!
  • Doing nothing all day feels great, realizing you did nothing all day, not so great.
  • Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls All Day.
  • Twitter was invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

Kitty breaking it down…

Cat Dancing

This kitty sure is grooving! Post to your FB Timeline and watch the Comments & LIKEs dance right in!!!

Slinky on a Treadmill:

That was both hypnotic and awesome! Never-ending fun for sure 🙂 Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this creative video.

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