Superman, High-Fives, & Awesome Facebook Statuses

Facebook isn’t a popularity contest, here are some…

Awesome Facebook Status Updates:

  • Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • ☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Helping Mario get Peach
  • LIKE if you’ve used the phrase “Get off the phone, I have to use the Internet.”
  • Am I the only one that always puts my wallet back into my pocket before getting my change back?
  • I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
  • Apparently companies can now effectively use “talk to a real person” as a selling point.
  • Whenever you’re bored send this text to a random number.. “I hid the body.”  (166+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Don’t worry friend walking toward me, I’m not ignoring you. I’m just waiting until we’re an acceptable distance apart to look up and “see” you.
  • Dear who ever’s reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know.
  • My father said there are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
  • LIKE if you stay in the bathroom longer because you’re playing with your phone.
  • That awkward moment when you stay trapped in your room because there are strangers in your house.
  • You know you’re invisible when the automatic faucet rejects you.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • ~• << Picture of me when I was younger.

This guy takes High-Fiving to new heights…

High Fives

Well done sir, you’ve managed to do something awesome with an everyday object and for that, we applaud you! Post this to your timeline for instant-LIKEability.

This video takes an unexpectedly awesome turn…

Who knew that Superman was in Costa Rica all along?!? LOL 🙂 Share this video with your Facebook friends for guaranteed LIKEs & Comments.

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