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Awesome Facebook Status Updates:
- Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- ☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Helping Mario get Peach
- LIKE if you’ve used the phrase “Get off the phone, I have to use the Internet.”
- Am I the only one that always puts my wallet back into my pocket before getting my change back?
- I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
- Apparently companies can now effectively use “talk to a real person” as a selling point.
- Whenever you’re bored send this text to a random number.. “I hid the body.” (166+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Don’t worry friend walking toward me, I’m not ignoring you. I’m just waiting until we’re an acceptable distance apart to look up and “see” you.
- Dear who ever’s reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know.
- My father said there are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
- LIKE if you stay in the bathroom longer because you’re playing with your phone.
- That awkward moment when you stay trapped in your room because there are strangers in your house.
- You know you’re invisible when the automatic faucet rejects you. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- ~• << Picture of me when I was younger.
This guy takes High-Fiving to new heights…
Well done sir, you’ve managed to do something awesome with an everyday object and for that, we applaud you! Post this to your timeline for instant-LIKEability.
This video takes an unexpectedly awesome turn…
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