Share your wit on FB, post these…
Facebook Status Humor:
- I’m not ignoring you, I’m just doing something more important. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- That awkward moment when you choke on water and it feels like you’re going to die.
- That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they talk.
- If my calculations are correct, slinky + escalator = everlasting fun.
- It’s scary to think nothing can kill that 0.01% germ.
- INTERNET: Can’t get your homework done with it, can’t get your homework done without it.
- RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right. (404+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Letting your phone ring a few times before you answer so you seem busy.
- Don’t worry. I forgot your name too.
- That awkward moment when you don’t know if you should hug someone or not.
- ❒ I want a job. ✔ I want money
- Either my spidey senses are tingling, or my foot just fell asleep.
- That annoying moment when you realize someone else is using the pen you lost.
- Exaggerations went up a million percent last year. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food
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