American Ninja, Panda Cat, & Status Humor

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Facebook Status Humor:

  • I’m not ignoring you, I’m just doing something more important.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • That awkward moment when you choke on water and it feels like you’re going to die.
  • That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they talk.
  • If my calculations are correct, slinky + escalator = everlasting fun.
  • It’s scary to think nothing can kill that 0.01% germ.
  • INTERNET: Can’t get your homework done with it, can’t get your homework done without it.
  • RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right. (404+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Letting your phone ring a few times before you answer so you seem busy.
  • Don’t worry. I forgot your name too.
  • That awkward moment when you don’t know if you should hug someone or not.
  • ❒ I want a job. ✔ I want money
  • Either my spidey senses are tingling, or my foot just fell asleep.
  • That annoying moment when you realize someone else is using the pen you lost.
  • Exaggerations went up a million percent last year.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food

Panda Cat…

Panda Cat

And, if you thought that was good.. check out Panda Dog! This cat takes adorableness to the 2nd degree. Post to your timeline for a wave of LIKEs.

Audition Tape for American Ninja, think he’s got what it takes???

NAILED IT! That guy has the next great ninja written all over him. Best of luck to him 🙂 share on Facebook and see what your friends think?

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