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- You mentally correct some people’s grammar as they speak. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Shhhh… that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.
- Friend: “Omg, your parents are so nice!” … You: “It’s because you`re here..”
- Don’t you hate when you forget that you’re watching the DVR and don’t skip commercials ?
- Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
- Letting your phone ring a few times before answering so you seem busy.
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- Nine times out of ten, when I say “on my way” or “be there in 5 or 10,” I haven’t even left my house yet.
- When I am older, I will have a little girl. I will name her Stacy. I will be Stacy’s mom. I will have it going on.
- When I was a kid, I used to pour myself mini shots in a bottle cap.
- Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
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- Being so hot, you stalk your own profile.
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