F-18 Flyby, Facebook Grammar, & Best Status Updates

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Best Status Updates for Facebook…

  • You mentally correct some people’s grammar as they speak.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Shhhh… that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.
  • Friend: “Omg, your parents are so nice!” … You: “It’s because you`re here..”
  • Don’t you hate when you forget that you’re watching the DVR and don’t skip commercials ?
  • Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
  • Letting your phone ring a few times before answering so you seem busy.
  • LIKE if you have a mini heart attack when someone says “Guess what I heard about you…”  (155+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Nine times out of ten, when I say “on my way” or “be there in 5 or 10,” I haven’t even left my house yet.
  • When I am older, I will have a little girl. I will name her Stacy. I will be Stacy’s mom. I will have it going on.
  • When I was a kid, I used to pour myself mini shots in a bottle cap.
  • Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
  • My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
  • If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.   (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Being so hot, you stalk your own profile.

Grammar on Facebook:

Facebook Grammar

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F-18 does an EPIC Fly-by:

What did you do today honey? Oh nothing, just broke the sound barrier on the beach in front of a few thousand people. Now that was EPIC! Share with your Facebook friends and see what their reaction is to this awesomeness.

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