More LIKEs per share with these… Clever Status Posts for Facebook: LIKE if the last thing you do every night and the first thing you do every morning is check your phone. (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. The good thing about pictures is that they never […]
Zebra Encounter, Wake-Up Time, & Funny Status Messages
Be LIKEd on FB, share these.. Funny Status Messages for Facebook: Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I hate when my body is like, ‘Time to sneeze !’ Then it’s all, ‘LOL JK’. The awkward moment when someone ugly says “I […]
Mothers Day Status Updates, Sayings, Quotes, Videos, and more!
Happy Mothers Day – This is your friendly internet reminder to call your mum today 🙂 and here’s some great ideas to share on Facebook for today… Status Updates, Messages, and Quotes for Mothers Day: She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along. ~Margaret Culkin Banning ♓@℘℘¥ ♏☺т♄εґṧ […]
Useless Talents, Deep Thought Cats, & Weekend Statuses
Get more LIKEs, share these… Weekend Status Updates: The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once. (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook? A paper cut is a tree’s way of getting the last laugh. […]
Cat Coach, Iron Man’s Facebook, & Witty Status Updates
Post better statuses with these… 15 Witty Status Updates that get LIKEs: That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the bin. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Exits Facebook, closes laptop, crawls into bed… unlocks phone, gets back on Facebook. I find it ironic that the colors […]
Study Hard, Double Dutch Doggie, & Good Status Posts
Share these on your FB Timeline to get more Likes… Good Facebook Status Posts: Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to ‘unstable’ (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up. The awkward moment […]