Useless Talents, Deep Thought Cats, & Weekend Statuses

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Weekend Status Updates:

  • The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.  (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?
  • A paper cut is a tree’s way of getting the last laugh.
  • Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.
  • Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.
  • That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss.
  • LIKE if you think every phone should have the same charger. SHARE if you wish it were true 🙂   (324+LIKEs in 5 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • That awkward moment when someone is watching you eat.
  • If you say ‘boots’ and ‘cats’ realy fast you are beatboxing.. MIND=BLOWN!
  • Saying “what?” but then one second later realizing what they said.
  • We all have that one friend that you can honestly see in jail one day.
  • That awkward moment when someone says “Hello!” and you say “Good thanks!”
  • Google: Helping couples determine who is right and wrong since 1997.
  • Scratch and Sniff Here [____] …Smells like glass, doesn’t it.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

These Cats are in some serious deep thought:

Deep Thought Cats

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