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Weekend Status Updates:
- The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once. (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?
- A paper cut is a tree’s way of getting the last laugh.
- Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.
- Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.
- That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss.
- LIKE if you think every phone should have the same charger. SHARE if you wish it were true 🙂 (324+LIKEs in 5 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- That awkward moment when someone is watching you eat.
- If you say ‘boots’ and ‘cats’ realy fast you are beatboxing.. MIND=BLOWN!
- Saying “what?” but then one second later realizing what they said.
- We all have that one friend that you can honestly see in jail one day.
- That awkward moment when someone says “Hello!” and you say “Good thanks!”
- Google: Helping couples determine who is right and wrong since 1997.
- Scratch and Sniff Here [____] …Smells like glass, doesn’t it. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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