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Daily Funny Status Updates for Facebook.

Building Lights, All Aboard, & Status Ideas

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Reach more LIKEs per post with these… Some Interesting Status Update Ideas: RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m correct.   (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing […]

Old Spice, Duck Police, & Best Status Updates

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Get more LIKEs per share with these… Best Status Messages for Facebook  this week: LIKE if you do this: Waking up and checking your Facebook like its the morning paper.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) We all have that friend that doesn’t have Facebook. The only time I ever drink ginger ale is […]

EPIC Video Game Rig, Puppy King, & Top Status Messages

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More LIKEs per share with these… Top Status Updates for Facebook this week: Nomophobia, the fear of being without a cell phone, is the most common phobia. LIKE if you suffer from it. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Why is Facebook going public? They couldn’t figure out the privacy settings either. Facebook Shares has a […]

Gotye Kid, UP Movie, & Awesome Status Messages

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Make FB exciting again with these… Awesome Status Updates for Facebook: The awkward moment when you suddenly remember something really hilarious in a silent situation.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) One thing my dog and I have in common is that none of us wants me to go to work. That’s definitely not […]

Shopping Kid, Baby Sloths, & Smart Status Updates

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Try sharing our statuses to get more LIKEs… Smart Status Messages for Facebook: When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) LIKE if you disagree with someone just to annoy them. If you’re […]