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Awesome Status Updates for Facebook:
- The awkward moment when you suddenly remember something really hilarious in a silent situation. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- One thing my dog and I have in common is that none of us wants me to go to work.
- That’s definitely not my ringtone, but I’m going to have to check my phone anyway.
- I hate when I’m watching a show on DVR and I realize I’m mostly through a commercial break and I forgot to fast forward.
- It’s always depressing when you check Facebook and you scroll down far enough to where you left off.
- That awkward moment when someone is staring at you and laughing at the same time.
- I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet…I get hungry.
- Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you’ve been shot. (154+LIKEs in 3 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Guys: Wow, her status is dumb. but she’s cute, so I’m going to like it.
- My Vocabulary = 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.
- You’re at starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I’ve never seen one before.
- If you drink enough, your brain starts photoshopping people.
- Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I have heard of women that aren’t crazy, but I’ve also heard of Unicorns.
How about this little guy…
I think he bears a striking resemblance to MR. Frederickson! Share this one on hovering your mouse over the image and clicking “Click to Share”.
Somebody that I Used to Know as interpreted in dance by this toddler:
Bravo, Encore! She’s got a future on Who’s Got Talent, LOL 🙂 Share this adorable viral video on your Facebook for instant LIKEability and comments galore.
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