Shopping Kid, Baby Sloths, & Smart Status Updates

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  • When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • LIKE if you disagree with someone just to annoy them.
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  • That moment when you’re talking to yourself and you smile like an idiot, because you’re just so hilarious.
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  • Bored → Goes to kitchen → Opens fridge → Looks inside → Leaves empty handed.
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  • I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the script.

Just a Happy Baby Sloth hanging out with his favorite stuffed animal…

Happy Baby Sloth

Darling little creatures, those baby sloths! Hover your mouse over this image and click “Click to Share” to spread this adorableness with your FB friends for more LIKEs & Comments than your timeline can handle.

This Kid really knows how to shop @ Target:

Training them young! Share this little cutie pa-tootie with your Facebook friends for some LIKEness and comment love. It’s sure to come your way.

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